Slurpee Donuts Exist

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If you need yourself some Slurpee, but you’re not into enormous straws and debilitating brain-freeze, then the 7-11 Slurpee Doughnut is here to help.

The Wild Cherry Slurpee Doughnut is presented as part of 7-11’s promotion, Bring Your Own Cup Day, in which customers can fill any drinking vessel — or anything that holds liquid — with Slurpee.

No mention if we could also stuff a few donuts in our cup. Either way, the donut has a pink cake interior, wild-cherry glaze, and pink sugar crystals. No straw required.

How many @Slurpee donuts can I fit in a large @7eleven cup? ?

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Ah! Progress! The 7-11 Dual-Chambered Slurpee

Move over internet and The Clapper… for you now have competition as the greatest invention ever. 7-11, the junk food and frozen beverage emporium, has unveiled its Dual-Chambered Straw technology, for Slurpee drinkers who have trouble with commitment.

In the olden days — let’s just call it Before Dual Chamber, or B.D.C. — indecisive Slurpee drinkers were forced to stack multiple flavors, only to enjoy the intended mix in small slivers of overlap. Now behold, two flavors without a hierarchy in sight, enjoyed together… the way nature intended.

[via Neatorama]