Vote With Your Coffee at 7-Eleven

Because our best decisions are always made before we’ve had our coffee, the 7-Election is back. With two coffee cups to choose from, blue for the incumbent Obama, or red for Romney — choosing a president has never been easier. Just stop by your local 7-Eleven to grab a coffee/cast your vote, and you can show off which party you roll with all the way to work.

As we speak, Obama leads the 7-Election with 52% of cup grabbers, over Romney’s 42%… There must be more tea drinkers in the red states. And, if you were thinking of voting for the Green Party, we’ve got you covered.

[link, via AdWeek]

Ah! Progress! The 7-11 Dual-Chambered Slurpee

Move over internet and The Clapper… for you now have competition as the greatest invention ever. 7-11, the junk food and frozen beverage emporium, has unveiled its Dual-Chambered Straw technology, for Slurpee drinkers who have trouble with commitment.

In the olden days — let’s just call it Before Dual Chamber, or B.D.C. — indecisive Slurpee drinkers were forced to stack multiple flavors, only to enjoy the intended mix in small slivers of overlap. Now behold, two flavors without a hierarchy in sight, enjoyed together… the way nature intended.

[via Neatorama]