The Coca-Cola Selfie Bottle Because We Are Doomed

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We all know that everyone loves to see pictures of you drinking Coca-Cola. There’s just never anyone around to take a picture for you. We wonder why that is.

Anyway, Coca-Cola Israel has come up with the Selfie Bottle. Not only can you you capture those fleeting moments of yourself sipping your carbonated beverage, but you can do it without the help of any friends. Just make sure to send them the pics when you’re done to let them know what they missed.

The Selfie Bottle attaches to any 0.5L bottle of Coke and automatically snaps a pic when it’s tilted to 70-degrees.

[via AdeeVee]

The Selfie Toaster Is Further Proof That We Are Doomed

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Why take that photo of yourself, just to waste it on friends and family to enjoy? Now, you can be immortalized in burnt bread with The Selfie Toaster.

Simply take your picture, send it to the makers of the toaster, Hammacher Schlemmer, and your duck-face will be toasted on every slice.

Take selfies of every member of the family, so they can have their own personalized toast. Then spend breakfast texting, or taking more selfies. Available on sale here.

[link, via Incredible Things]

The Selfie Spoon Exists And We Are All Doomed

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Because if we eat a bowl of cereal, and don’t take a picture of us doing so, it never happened. The Selfie Spoon is here to help make every bowl of cereal count.

Brought to us by Cinnamon Toast Crunch, it works just like a regular selfie stick — only this cry for attention includes a working spoon on the end. Your friends can now be treated to pictures of your morning version, stuffing your face-hole with cereal. Lucky them.

The Selfie Spoon Stick is actually available for free, as long as you take care of shipping and handling. Send us your cereal-selfies, so we’ll know what fans to block.

[link, via Mashable]

Self-Absorbed: An Artist Reinvents The ‘Selfie’ By Rebranding Products With His Own Picture

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Fed up with the self-taken pictures and “look at me” mentality of some social media users, artist Mike Mellia has responded with a fun series of guerilla art, and his own version of the dreaded “selfie.”

In his series, Self-Absorbed, Mellia uses pictures of himself to rebrand and repackage some well-known products — then places them in supermarkets, bodegas and people’s homes around New York to act his own “status update.”

With our self-portraits shared through social media, everyone now creates their own ‘brand’,” he said. “This product placement project reimagines some of the most famous branding icons in American advertising.”

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[link, via Fast Co. Create]