If you absolutely have to drink at work, and still have to wear a tie — first, we’re sorry. Secondly, there’s now the FlaskTie. Just fill up your work noose with your favorite tasty beverage, and you can imbibe 9 to 5. Or, whatever hours you work now, office drone.
The FlaskTie is available in an array of colors, and includes a six-ounce flexible TieBladder. So some refilling may be involved if you’re working overtime — again.
Working through lunch again, and can’t get away from your desk? Lucky for you, New York-based artist Victor Vetterlein has come up with an edible desk lamp. Officially-titled Bite Me, the lamp is made from vegetable glycerin and agar, with an embedded LED light source.
Once the LED is removed and the lamp is softened in water, it can be consumed, and you can get back to work. Have fun doing those expense reports in the dark, office drone. Bite Me will be available soon in four flavors — orange, cherry, blueberry and apple.
Working through lunch again? The Dine Ink pen cutlery set is here to help. For when you simply cannot untether yourself from your desk, or you’re too lazy to walk to the office kitchenette — multi-task with this full set of pen cutlery.
Just make sure to account on your timesheet the seconds you wasted chewing.
[available at the Foodiggity Shop]
As long as there are offices filled with employees expected to coexist, there will be passive-aggressive refrigerator notes. And they will never cease to be funny. In this case, we are treated to the heinous crime of Lean Pocket theft.
