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Move over, Mayomust. Step aside, Mayochup. And, spare us that ‘mixing condiments ourselves’ talk. Kranch is here to answer your franken-condiment prayers.
Heinz is back at it — this time mixing ketchup and ranch dressing. This adds to their lineup of mixed condiments — all sharing the philosophy that ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise just don’t cut it on their own anymore.
Let us know if you get your hands on any Kranch.
via Heinz
Your hot dogs and hamburgers will explode with flavor, thanks to Combat Condiments.
The tactical dispensers, by Barbuzzo, are made to look like grenades and are colored appropriately for ketchup and mustard. Pull the pin and see how fast you can cover your wiener. Available here.
link via geekalerts
Ketchup is wonderful. Mustard, when used correctly, can be even better. As of now, the two condiments managed to coexist, doing their own thing. That was until they were merged into a cake.
Ketchup and Mustard Cake is the unfortunate joining of two condiments, that may or may not haunt your dreams. Brought to us by Shared Food, the baking experiment uses actual ketchup and mustard. The result… something that looks like a cross between a high school archaeology project, and a birthday cake from McDonald’s.
Watch the “how to” below, if you dare. Let us know how far you get.
Anything with a wiener dog dressed up as an actual wiener can’t be bad. Then, imagine an entire stampede of the elongated canines running in slow motion towards humans dressed as condiments.
Wiener Stampede is part of Heinz’s “Meet The Ketchups” campaign, with this particular 30-second ad scheduled to run during the Super Bowl. Check it out below, for half-a-minute of pure adorbz.
Do you have a finicky feline? Perhaps their cat food could be made more palatable with a cat-version of ketchup and mustard.
Something called Catchup and Meowstard exist, and are here to add a few flavor profiles to your cat’s Meow Mix. Unsurprisingly, the reviews for the cat condiments are mixed. But hey, it’s gluten-free!
[hat tip to Scott Beale]