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Meat Backpacks, For Book-Carrying Carnivores

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Whether you’re a meat-lover who needs to carry some books, or you’d like to take some cheeseburgers from point A to point B — Meat Backpacks are here to help.

Firstly, the Steak Backpack will look great hanging from your shoulders — although it may have a few neighborhood dogs following you home. Available here.

Then, there’s the Cheeseburger Backpack. Inspired by Steven Universe, each section of the backpack, i.e., the bun, cheese, patty, and tomato, is its own compartment. Plenty of room inside for ketchup packets.

[Steak, Cheeseburger, via Nerdist]

The Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer Will Help Keep Those Cutlets In Line

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Is that ribeye acting all tough again? Or, perhaps you’d just like to keep a few cutlets in line? The Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer is here to help.

Simply slip your fingers into your new fist of fury, and then beat that meat as if it owes you money. The Knuckle Pounder is back in stock at The Foodiggity Shop.

Cast aluminum, 4.25″ x 2.75″ x 2″

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Spam Snacks Are Now The Best Way To Eat Spam On-The-Go

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Real world problem… We want our Spam wherever we go, but the large blue tin is a bit hard to carry around.

Hormel knows our daily struggle, and has unleashed Spam Snacks. The meat-like product is now available in handy bite-sized pieces, and packaged in an easy-to-carry pouch.

There’s also some variety available with your choice of teriyaki, bacon, and classic. Never be without your Spam again.

[via HuffPo]

This Pizza’s Got Mini Meat Pies In Its Crust

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Just when we thought that we’d reached our ridiculous-pizza-crust-stuffing-apex with hot dogs, Pizza Hut Australia is here to set the bar a little higher.

Titled, The Four’N Twenty Stuffed Crust Pizza — the culinary monstrosity is topped with pepperoni, bacon, ham, beef, and Italian sausage. And, just in case you’re not your average meat lover, there are eight meat pies included in the crust.

The pizza is mercifully available for a limited time, so the death toll should be minimal. Enjoy, Australia.

[link, via Incredible Things]

Ad Agency Looking For ‘Fresh Meat’ Makes An Awesomely Insane Recruitment Video

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For those lucky enough to have ever worked in advertising, then you were once an adorable know-nothing plebe, known by industry insiders as “fresh meat.”

So, when agency Mother New York decided that the value of fresh meat in the office warranted a recruitment video, they did not disappoint. Taking the term a bit literally, and bat-shit crazily, the agency takes us on a psychedelic romp through pounds of the raw, the cooked, and the tubed meats as a recruitment tool.

The accompanying soundtrack appears to be sung by an employee, with the type of enthusiasm and dead-eyes that only come from former fresh-meat/currently charred veterans. Application deadline is April 24th, meat.

[link, via AdWeek]

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