New York-based artist Christine Chin brings us Sentient Kitchen. The series, “which examines the convergence between technology and biology,” borrows from both human anatomy and everyday kitchen tools — creating a few thought-provoking and mildly disturbing sculptures. Got milk?
Milk Jug by Christine ChinTasting Spoons by Christine ChinToothed Tongs by Christine Chin
The kitchen can be a scary place — with all that extreme heat, sharp knife edges, and French terms. Now, with Halloween fast approaching, Haute Mess Threads has created a line of aprons to help make your kitchen extra horrifying.
Inspired by some well-known and some obscure horror movie and tv show characters — the aprons are handmade to order, and should help scare your dinner guests out of the kitchen while you’re trying to cook. Bloody knife and children-luring balloons not included.
Pennywise (IT) by Haute Mess ThreadsShining Twins by Haute Mess ThreadsFreddy Krueger by Haute Mess ThreadsNightmare Before Christmas by Haute Mess Threads
Scare away the midnight munchies, or make your refrigerator too adorable to resist, with Fridge Monster Stickers. Inspired by Japanese Kawaii monsters, the reusable vinyl fridge stickers come in eye, tongue, and fang shape for maximum cuteness.
If you still prefer your music on vinyl, and like to kick it old school on Pizza Night — The Record Player Pizza Cutter is here to help. The oversized, stainless steel pizza cutter looks like an LP — it even has a faux label. Whether you’re a slave to Rock & Roll, or a bit Country, the cutter will spin right through your pies at any RPM.
And if you’re into Hip Hop, buy two, and refer to them as your ‘wheels of steel’… Holla!
Designed to look like the knob on a safe, the Safe Kitchen Timer will stick to any magnetic surface in your kitchen. Feel like a sleuth every time you cook or bake, and make the contents of your refrigerator appear a lot more important.