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Drinking coffee is now for suckers. There’s a much more convenient and gelatinous option available to stay caffeinated.
GO CUBES, by Nootrobox, are here to help reinvent your caffeine-ingesting experience. Two chewable coffee gummies pack the same amount of caffeine as your average cup of coffee. They’re available in three flavors: Mocha, Pure Drip, and Latte.
No more waiting for beans to steep, water to drip, or having a barista spell your name wrong. Check them out here.
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Gummies come in all shapes and sizes… gummy gears, gummy worms, gummy chicken feet. But there’s just not enough gummy Star Wars.
Grant Thompson, aka The King of Random, is here to show you how to make your own, and help fill that gummy void in your life. The process is simple — by taking already existing gummy bears, melting them down, and pouring the molten liquid into Star Wars-themed ice molds.
Let them cool for about 5 hours, and you’ll have yourself a bunch of imperial and/or rebellious gummy treats. Please watch this…
If a crispy pizza crust and savory toppings are no longer doing it for you, you might consider going gummy. The Gummy Pizza, by Vat19, is here to sweeten up pizza night.
The crust… orange-flavored gummy. Cheese is berry-flavored, pepperoni is cherry, green peppers are apple, and yellow peppers are lemon.
The best part, is that the Gummy Pizza comes packaged in an actual pizza box, so it’ll feel as if it was delivered. Just remember to tip your gummy delivery boy.
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If you’ve ever urged someone to “eat a bag of dicks,” you now have the opportunity to make sure that they do so.
Dicks By Mail is the passive-aggressive parcel you’ve been waiting for. Now you can use the service to send a bag o’ gummy dicks, with not-so friendly instructions. Help sending your gummy dicks can be found here.
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If you’d like an adorable little gummy treat that’ll burn your face off, Evil Hot Gummi Bears are here to help.
The licorice gummies might seem sweet as first. However, they’re infused with one of the world’s hottest peppers, the naga jolokia — aka, The Ghost Pepper.
An unsuspecting gummi-eater could easily grab a handful without knowing the danger. So, please don’t let anyone do that, it would be far too entertaining to watch.
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