Tag: fruit

Balm Chicky Balm Balm, ’70s Adult Film-Inspired Lip Balm

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It was a simpler time of feathered hair and over-the-top sexual innuendo, and the bassline was unmistakable. Now, the soundtrack to the ’70s can be spread across your lips.

Balm Chicky Balm Balm is here to help keep your lips moistened while celebrating the certified-groovy days of adult films. And while the title sets the mood, Balm Chicky’s stars provide the action. Flavors/talent includes Juicy Melons, Sweet Baby Ginger, Huge Cucumber, Wild Mountain Honey, and Hot Chocolate Love.

Each tube contains three-times as much balm as your typical lip balm. And, much like the adult film stars of the time, Balm Chicky is 100%-natural. But the real scene-stealer is each tube’s patented Friend End™. Placed on the opposite end of the tube is a separate stash of balm with a flip-cap – just the right size for the finger of a friend in need.

Balm Chicky Balm Balm is available at The Foodiggity Shop.

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Juicy Melons
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Sweet Baby Ginger
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Huge Cucumber
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Hot Chocolate Love
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Wild Mountain Honey
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The Friend End

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Peel Open This Fruit-Themed Stationery Just Like The Actual Fruit

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If you know someone who still looks forward to receiving snail mail and enjoys fruit, Juicy Mail is here to help. Brought to us by A-maze Paper, the fruit-themed letters and envelopes are not only designed to look like various fruits, but peel open like the fruit they represent.

Receivers of Juicy Mail will love peeling open their banana letter or apple invitation. And, think about how a watermelon will help soften the blow of a Dear John letter.

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Grapes That Taste Like Cotton Candy Exist

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photo via Omnivorous

We don’t know how they do it — we assume they employ some sort of mad scientist — but The Grapery has created a variety of grape that tastes just like pink cotton candy.

The Grapery assures us that Cotton Candy Grapes, “taste exactly like the pink spun-sugar treat you loved as a kid at the circus.” Of course the grapes are offered without all of the teeth-rotting sugar and whatever it is that turns your mouth red for a week. Check out if the grapes are available in your area here.

[via Neatorama and Omnivorous]