The Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker

We’ve shown you how to turn a mason jar into a travel mug. Now, the ubiquitous glass container can help make a bit stiffer of a drink, with the Mason Shaker. Combining their love of “fine cocktails and classic Southern style,” the design duo of Josh and Eric came up with a prototype for a strainer, outer rim, and cap attachment.

So, what was once used as the go-to container for backwoods moonshine, can now help make your fancy drinks in the comfort of your home. Currently in its Kickstarter phase, The Mason Shaker has far surpassed its target goal. So, keep an eye out for it soon, and you’ll be drinking ironically in no time.

[link, via Cool Material]

Musical Wine Glasses

If you get the typical delusions of being a musician when you drink, or you always like to call for a toast in E flat — Musical Wine Glasses are here to help.

Beautifully-gilded to represent a full 12 note octave — wine filled to each line will ring the corresponding note when the glass is tapped or rubbed along the rim. They can be a big hit at your next dinner party, and will help keep all of your wine glass percussion in key.

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Drink Like a Hobo with a Bum Bag

Say what you want about hobos and other habitual outdoor drinkers — but they’re onto something with their brown paper bag drink coozies. First off, they’re hella-stylish. Secondly, the thin layer of brown paper appears to be the ultimate cloaking device. Bum Bag Drinks Coolers have figured this out, and want everyone to drink hobo-style.

Of course, while designed for outdoor drinkers with income, these paper bags are a bit more advanced. Made from water-resistant and tear-proof Tyvek, they’re also insulated for prolonged street drinking. Available for pre-order.

[via Geekologie]

The Belt Buckle Flask

If you’re the type who enjoys a little drinky-drink from time to time, i.e., always, and you like to keep your pants up in style — The Flask Belt Buckle is here to help. The stainless steel pants/drink holder will store up to 3 oz. of your favorite hooch, and should go perfectly with your casual belt, or the one that you wear to church.

[link, via Incredible Things]

Churchkey Beer Will Help You Kick It Old School

Before the days of pop tops, and even pull tabs, there was actually some effort involved in opening a beer can. The tops of most cans were nothing more than a flat top of metal, requiring a sharp object to get to the goods. Most commonly used, was something called a “church key,” and a new brand of American Pilsner, aptly titled Churchkey Can Co., wants to make you work for your beer once again.

So, get your beer-opening tool-of-choice ready, and we can start looking forward to Churchkey replacing PBR as the hipster’s ironic beer of choice.

[link, via The Awesomer]