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Chef Crusoe isn’t your average cooking show host. That’s because hosts aren’t usually adorable canines with thick Italian accents.
In this demo, the miniature dachshund whips up the Italian appetizer known as Bruschetta. Although, Chef Crusoe is one of those who likes to eat the ingredients while he cooks, he does properly pronounces ‘bruschetta.’ Giada would be proud.
Maymo The Lemon Beagle has talent. That talent is having enormous patience with his owner, as 100 fruits and vegetables are continuously placed on Maymo’s head to balance.
The stoic puppy appears to have the whole balancing act down too — whether it’s lettuce, asparagus, or even half a watermelon. Although, after a few seconds of produce-on-head, Maymo says, “Enough, now gimme my treat, human.” Please watch.
Dogs are awesome 90% of the time. The other 10% is spent doing shit like this. Lucy the beagle has taken a liking to chicken nuggets fresh from the toaster oven, and their inaccessibility, nor the oven’s extreme temperature is going to stop her. Please watch.
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Then you wonder why your dog hates you. The Bacon Dog Costume is just another way to humiliate the animal that’s supposed to be your ‘best friend,’ and make him look like nothing more than a very cooperative slab of pork fat. Just don’t be surprised when the dog craps on the carpet on November 1st.
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