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Regular beige churros will not protect you from the dark side, or from creepy mascots at Disneyland. However, Lightsaber Churros might.
Available at Disneyland in California, the churros come in either red or blue, depending on how you roll. Churro battles have already begun, so get yours before the clones arrive and ruin dessert.
Finally, a dessert to satiate the geometrician with a sweet tooth. No longer do churros only exist on the x-axis, thanks to The Churroduo.
Brought to us by the creator of the Cronut and block-long lines of hipsters, Dominique Ansel, the 3-D dessert is made possible with two interlocking churro triangles. One, the yang if you will, is what you might consider a standard light-colored churro, while the yin is made with black sesame and black sugar.
The Churroduo is currently available only at Ansel’s Tokyo location. However, he has already hinted at its eventual availability here in the U.S. We can hear the lines forming now.
[link, via Geekologie]
Move over, Poop Peeps… There’s a new adorable excrement-themed dessert in town. The Poop Emoji Churro is brought to us by The Naughty Churro.
The Orange County, California churro pop-up will unload the Poop Churro at the 626 Night Market, August 5th-7th. Be number one in line for this number two… I’ll see myself out.
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At the time of this writing, there are no fewer than 37,000 OREO flavors. However, it’s no matter, because OREO Churros now exist in various forms, and the sandwich cookie is dead.
Introduced last year, this latest version of the dessert stick offers a convenient “grab-and-go” option. They even save you the trouble of having to dip them, as they’re already filled with creamy-goodness. Sorry, cookies.
Churros, seldom needing any help to be awesome, or requiring any type of ridiculous food mash-up, has teamed up with Oreo.
Oreo Churros, brought to us by J&J Snack Foods Corporation, brings the awesome sticks of fried dough together with America’s favorite cookie. Perfect for dipping into milk or the included creme dipping sauce. They can also be used to make your traditional churro-eating friends jealous.
[link, via First We Feast]