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Few things go together better than good chocolate and red wine. ChocoVine realizes this, and tries to save you the burden of two separate products. Designed to be an indulgent alternative to Bailey’s Irish Cream, ChocoVine blends fine red wine and rich dark chocolate, with the finest Dutch cream.
And if you’re wondering how two great things coming together can be a bad thing — remember that peanut butter and jelly are available in the same package too.
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The Han Solo In Carbonite Chocolate Bar is a delicious reminder to never cross an evil worm-like crime lord… and that ‘Empire’ rules and Irvin Kershner should have directed all six episodes of Star Wars. But I digress.
The iconic image has been immortalized in 4.5 oz of dark chocolate, and is rumored to taste much better than carbon freeze. Give one to the Leia in your life, or hang one up on the wall to act as a warning to smugglers who owe you money.
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The zombie apocalypse appears inevitable — even the History Channel says so. So Zombie Head Bon Bons by ThinkGeek, are here to remind you that the best way to take out the undead is to go for the brain. And they’ve made practicing your survival tactics that much more delicious, by making the zombie brains a cordial-style cherry.
Don’t wait for Valentine’s Day… Start getting prepared today with a box of six.
Milk does the body good. Caffeine does it even better. Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws combines the two, by packing 200mg of caffeine into your glass of moo juice — or whatever other beverage is handy.
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A Delectable Kaleidoscope of Candy Bars, by Pop Chart Lab, charts the vast universe of chocolately, gooey delights. But as thorough as the infographic may be, there’s still no explanation what the hell nougat actually is.
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