Deliciously Inappropriate Cereal For Adults

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Cereal Motel has released a line of deliciously inappropriate cereals for adults. No longer will grown-ups have to shop for fiber-laden cardboard flakes and tasteless puffs of air. Cereal Motel also gives adults their adorable cereal mascots back… albeit, cartoon porn versions of mascots.

Inspired by sugar-heavy cereals from our past, these NSFW versions include Vice Krispies, Booty Pops, Porn Flakes and Sugar Tits. Grab a spoon and, whatever you do, store these far away from the kids’ stuff.

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[link, via Incredible Things]

Ben & Jerry’s Makes Cereal Milk Ice Cream Now

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What’s the best part of eating cereal? Some would argue that it’s when the Froot Loops and Cocoa Puffs are long gone, and the sweet sugar-laden milk remains.

Ben & Jerry’s knows this, and since they’re all into ice cream, have taken the leftover remnants of cereal, and created Cereal Splashback Ice Cream.

The line of ice creams include Cocoa Loco, Frozen Flakes and Froot Loot — all inspired by the bowls of milk and tiny cereal bits that we cherish in the morning.

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Mini Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Cereal Is A Perfect Start To The Day

photo: Public Lives Secret Recipes
photo: Public Lives Secret Recipes

No longer do breakfast and lunch need to be separated into two separate and time-consuming meals. Mini Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Cereal is here to save you time and provide the most adorable start to your day.

Brought to us by Public Lives Secret Recipes, the recipe is made possible with help from French Toast Crunch Cereal and some standard peanut butter and jelly. Form all of the ingredients into tiny little sandwiches, grab some milk, and breakfast and/or lunch is served. Recipe here.

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[link, via Kawaii Sweet World]

Blended Coffee Drinks With Cereal On Top Is The Perfect Start To The Day

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Cereal and coffee is a great way to start the day. Cereal on coffee is infinitely better.

Rad Coffee, in Upland, California, is here to make our breakfast dreams come true. Not only do they make delicious coffee drinks, but they’ll cater to your inner-child by topping it with a pile of classic cereal.

Cookie Crisp, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cap’n Crunch, Trix and others, make an appearance on Rad Coffee’s blended drinks. No free prize inside, though [sigh].

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How Many Cheerios Can You Stack On A Sleeping Baby?

via Life of Dad on Facebook
via Life of Dad on Facebook

Father’s Day has come and gone, but we’ll always have Life of Dad’s “Cheerio Challenge.” Sleeping babies are at the mercy of their dad’s tomfoolery, while Cheerios are stacked as high as possible on their motionless bodies.

As far as we know, the record currently stands at sixteen Cheerios high. You can keep track of the competition on Facebook, #CheerioChallenge.

And, just in case you think this is mean… Babies and mom’s have already plotted their revenge. Take that, motionless dad!

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[link, via BuzzFeed]