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Never tote your phone chargers, earbuds, or other random items without a burrito again. The JanSport Digital Burrito Pouch is now the coolest and most hunger-inducing way to carry your stuff.
The pouch is 13.5-inches by 9.25-inches when opened, and contains a mesh pocket inside to hold your goods. It’ll even fit a few packets of hot sauce — just in case you’re lucky enough to find a real burrito. Check it out here.
If you’re a fan of Chipotle, then you know that there’s no such thing as too much Chipotle. But, how do we make our burritos even more impressive, without going broke due to our addiction?
Dylan Grosz, an intern at Apartment List and Chipotle enthusiast, may have the answer to our real world problem. He appears to have a scientifically-proven method to make our Chipotle Burrito 86% bigger without costing us extra.
It starts by ordering a burrito bowl and asking for two tortillas. Next step, is to order both kinds of rice and both kinds of beans. Then go half and half with two types of meat. Load up on the correct free add-ons, and you’ve got yourself more Chipotle.
The catch is that you’ll have to wrap the burrito yourself. Wrap it in tin foil and remind yourself that guacamole is extra, and you’ll have the whole Chipotle experience. See how below.
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Peanut butter and jelly is cool and all, but the duo is no longer the ultimate food pairing. This is because something called the Sushirrito exists, and it’s not only the greatest food merger ever, but it could also be the best thing to ever exist.
Brought to us by the San Francisco-based Sushirrito, the restaurant chain combines the awesomeness of raw fish and rice, with the compact convenience of a yummy burrito.
Patrons of the fast casual restaurant can expect fantastic Asian/Latin fusion, such as Yellowtail Satori, Salmon Samba, Sumo Crunch and the Porkivore.
We’re all about making stuff easier to do… doing stuff is hard. This is especially true when it comes to getting food into our head holes.
Comedian/satirist/eater H. Caldwell Tanner agrees, and has put forth Five Food Innovations We Desperately Need, in easy-to-read cartoon form.
Although, I won’t give away too much of the short film… let’s just say that a burrito diaper is involved. Trust me, you’ll want one.
[link, via Laughing Squid]
San Francisco artist Lauren O. Venell, who recently encouraged us to snuggle up to a giant burrito, now wants to BE the burrito.
The Bold Burrito costume was made for a video series for Bold Italic. It sees Lauren wearing the handmade burrito costume, roaming the city and doing people things. I think if she had gone to Chipotle dressed like that, she could’ve gotten free chips and guac… not sure.
[link, via BoingBoing]