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Unlike impressionable young children and their breakfast cereal — we adults don’t need some cartoon mascot to get us to drink, thank you very much. But if we did, the ads might look something like what’s brought to us by Alex Watt of College Humor. Now who wants some booze and cereal?
[via College Humor]
If you need something to help drink inconspicuously at your next Star Wars convention or at church — there’s the R2-D2 Hip Flask. Simply fill your new droid drinking vessel with your favorite booze, and you’ll have delusions of taking down an empire in no time.
The R2-D2 Flask is stainless steel with a 6oz. capacity, and available here.
[via HiConsumption]
If you absolutely have to drink at work, and still have to wear a tie — first, we’re sorry. Secondly, there’s now the FlaskTie. Just fill up your work noose with your favorite tasty beverage, and you can imbibe 9 to 5. Or, whatever hours you work now, office drone.
The FlaskTie is available in an array of colors, and includes a six-ounce flexible TieBladder. So some refilling may be involved if you’re working overtime — again.
When cherry, sour apple, and whatever the mystery Dum-Dum is, becomes a bit too childish for you — Lollyphile Lollipops are here to help. The booze-inspired lollis come in four flavors – Absinthe, Habanero Tequila, Whisky, and White Russian.
Add some maturity to your candy fix with a pack or four, and unleash your inner drunk child.
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In keeping with the awesome new trend of finding alternative uses for the ubiquitous Ball Jar, the Holdster will help turn your jar into the coolest of drinking vessels. Each Holdster is handmade from genuine vegetable-tanned full-grain leather, and secured at the seam by either copper rivets or a cross-stitch.
Not only will The Holdster keep your mason jar secure and easier to handle, but it will help insulate, and will have your drinking hand smelling of rich leather all day. The Holdster is currently sold out on its site, but more extensive production is planned and looking for funding on Kickstarter.
