The Worst Beer Robot Ever

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It’s the dream of every lazy person… A robot that’ll serve us a beer, so that we don’t have to move. The Beer Robot, by Simone Giertz, will unfortunately have us pouring our own beer for a bit longer.

If you’re not already familiar with Giertz’s work, you should know that she creates terrible robots on purpose. Therefore, the beer-pouring experiment results in a lot of broken glass and beer on the floor. Please watch.

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Be A Snowman With This Russian Beer Packaging

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It’s winter, beer is good, and we all like warm hugs. Now, we can get in on the winter theme while we drink, by becoming an adorable drunk snowman.

Russian beer, Ochakovskiy, along with agency DDVB, has come up with creative packaging for their Limited Edition Winter Ale. When brought up to your face to drink, you’ll appear to have a snowman carrot nose.

Hold the can up long enough, and surely someone will give you a warm hug.

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[via Packaging of The World]

Shower Beer Is The Ultimate Time-Saver

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When time is an issue, and the choice needs to be made of either ‘drink beer,’ or ‘shower,’ the easy answer is Shower Beer.

Brought to us by Snask and Pangpang Brewery, the pale ale is hand-brewed and packaged in small 6 oz. bottles. So, now it’s perfectly acceptable to drink and lather up at the same time… the beer says so.

Find out more about Shower Beer’s design and how to get yours here.

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Cannoli Beer Exists

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Cannoli is the plural form of cannolo, as in, “I was only going to have one cannolo and, before I knew it, I’d eaten twelve cannoli.” This language can now be applied to your alcohol consumption with Cannoli Beer.

Brought to us by Connecticut-based Shebeen Brewing Company, the dessert beer should help brighten up the holidays, whether you’re just drinking a cannolo or a six-pack of cannoli.

Shebeen distributes throughout Connecticut, New Jersey, the Carolinas and parts of Pennsylvania and Florida. You can keep an eye out for availability of Cannoli Beer in your area here.

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The USA Bottle Cap Map Will Help Show Off How Much You Drink

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Do you, or someone you know, have some wall space and an abundance of bottle caps to show off?

The USA Bottle Cap Map will help proudly display anyone’s drinking prowess. The intricately-cut wooden map of the contiguous U.S. will hold up to 81 bottle caps.

Simply snap each cap into a slot, and the map will show off favorite brews from each State, or a random collection of beers or sodas. It’ll look great in any den, kitchen or over the bar. Better than that jar you throw all your caps in, show-off.

Made of 1/4″ Birch plywood. 24″ x 15″. Pre-drilled hanging holes. Made in U.S.A. Available at The Foodiggity Shop.

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