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We’ve certainly had our fill of anthropomorphic food and animated movies. However, we’ve never seen CG foods with foul mouths starring in a veritable horror film.
Sausage Party is the adult animated movie we didn’t know we needed. Its protagonist is a sentient hot dog voiced by Seth Rogen who, along with other foods, quickly discover their post-supermarket fate.
Animated horror and excessive cursing ensues. See the red band trailer below (NSFW).
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Finally… An infinite GIF that we wouldn’t mind watching until the sun burns out. Provided by Reddit, the looped animation brings us up close and personal to the process of making Pop-Tarts.
Just try to look away from the application of the jam-like substance into its dough envelope — where it’s then folded and pressed. Did we mention that you can watch this process forever?
Unfortunately we don’t get to see the best part, which is the sugar coating and sprinkles. Perhaps these are just the hell-spawn unfrosted version.
Quick update: This may or may not be a video of actual Pop-Tarts — but rather the far inferior, but no-less hypnotic Smuckers Uncrustables. We’ll keep you posted on this as we learn more. Try to get on with your day in the meantime.
The Ballad of Poisonberry Pete is an animated short film that follows a day in the life of a villainous pie in the wild west. Filled with dramatic shots and topped with great music — in the end, someone gets their just ‘desserts.’ Did we mention that the film is laden with pie puns?
The film was created by a few graduates of Ringling College of Art and Design. Enjoy.
[link, via Laughing Squid]
Behold the cosmic awesomeness of Nutella… Sorry, it’s a slow day.
[via Laughing Squid]