Plasma Gas Hand Sanitizer

According to the NY Times, this hand sanitizer will rid your hands of even the stingiest bacteria using room-temperature plasma gas.

This begs a few questions:

  • Are we actually killing bacteria, or just making it angrier?
  • Is the thumb purposely left out so that I can text at the same time?
  • How will I wash my kid’s mouth out with this?

[via Gizmodo]

The Liz Lemon Diet

It’s something that we’ve suspected all along… Diets do not work. However, what we learn from this episode of 30 Rock is that it goes much deeper than that, and is infinitely more depressing.

Without the comfort of the foods we love, we are repressing emotions that will manifest in new and usually frightening ways.

We also learn that Liz Lemon would be even hotter as a blonde with fluorescent green eyes.