Please let this be a joke — A ‘beverage’ company called MeatWater has created a horrifying line of meat-flavored beverage concoctions, apparently meant for human consumption.

Showing an uncanny resemblance to the equally ridiculous Vitamin Water — MeatWater offers a savory drink alternative for… Oh who cares, this is the most ridiculous thing we’ve ever seen. Check out their site if you dare, and peruse MeatWater’s dizzying arsenal of gag-inducing flavor options.

[MeatWater, via AOL News]