When the generic and anatomically inaccurate heart-shape isn’t quite enough to express your love, then it might be time to get real. Lily Vanilli’s Valentine’s Bleeding Heart Cake is here to help.

Made from red velvet sponge, cream cheese frosting and blackcurrant and cherry ‘blood’, it will surely get the attention of your lover… and perhaps another restraining order. Happy Valentine’s Day psycho.

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