If you’ve ever cooked in front of a television camera, and now have a schtick that’s run its course — then the next logical step is your own line of cookware. Epic Meal Time, the culinary equivalent of Jackass, has been grossing us out for some time now — becoming the most popular internet food show in the process.

Now, the Epic Meal Time Cooking Arsenal is here to help breath some life into the franchise, and help you step up your game in the kitchen. If that ‘game’ includes making meals that exceed 100,000 calories using questionable kitchen tools.

The Arsenal includes a Non-Stick Bacon Sizzler (fry pan), the Sauceboss Sauce Pot, the ‘Get Sauced’ Pan, Epic Shanks (knives), some other random tools, cutting board, and baking tray.

[link, via Tasteologie]