J&D’s Foods, inspired by Le Whif’s breathable chocolate, brings us the next step in meat candy technology — BaconAir.
Potential customers are asked to join a waiting list for the product, which J&D claims is out of stock. At which time, we’re sure that on April 1st, those who let bacon cloud their better judgement, and dumb enough to look past the piss-poor photoshopping, will get an email confirming that they’re a fool.
And after already having our souls broke by the nonexistence of Squeezable Bacon and Talking Bacon Plush Toys*, we’re a bit sensitive to bacon-related April Fool’s jokes. Nice try J&D, but we’ve been hurt before.
*My First Bacon Talking Plush Toys now exist, but started as an April Fool’s joke.