You spent your life wrapping everything in bacon. Now you can be wrapped in the almighty meat candy for all eternity — maybe. The Bacon Coffin is brought to us by J&D’s Foods. And as much as I’m looking forward to my first bacon-themed funeral — we’ve called bullshit on J&D’s and the authenticity of their products before.

However, for the non-skeptic pork-lovers, the Bacon Coffin might be available for $2999.99 — for when you or a loved one die of bacon-related causes.

[link, via Boing Boing]