Transformers Bread, Carbohydrates In Disguise

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Transformers Bread, more than meets the eye… Transformers bread, carbohydrates in disguise. The pull-apart and nerd cuisine-influenced bread is brought to us by recipe blogger Chris-Rachael Oseland.

The ‘How-To’ can be found here. It’s based on a recipe for Fougassee bread, probably because Transformers are fugazi.

[link, via BoingBoing]

Weed-Infused Nutella Exists

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There was once a time when weed begat Nutella — making the hazelnut spread a must have when the munchies kicked in. Now, thanks to Organicares — a medical marijuana dispensary in San Jose, CA — Nugtella contains your high and munchie-fix in one jar.

Of course, the hash oil-infused Nutella isn’t available commercially — only available to very lucky holders of a California State Medical Marijuana Card. It’s like a very liberal and modern day version of Goober Grape — the pioneers of putting two awesome things in one jar.

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[via First We Feast]

Hot Dog Legs, Your New Favorite Time-Waster

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Welcome to your new favorite time-waster, and you’re welcome. Hot-Dog Legs is a new Tumblr blog that parodies the ubiquitous summer leg shots that haunt your social media feed. Just try to guess which ones are actual legs, and which are simply tube meat.

Some human legs are easy to spot — goosebumps and feet are a dead giveaway… But the hot dogs with beads of sweat/pork fat might throw you off. Good luck, and let us how you do.

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[link, via BuzzFeed]

Fast Food, Scanned

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To help remind us of how awful fast food can be, photographer Jon Feinstein pressed some up against glass and scanned them in. The results of the series, titled Fast Food, are nothing short of gag-inducing.

Titles of the photos range from, “39 Grams,” to “42 Grams,” referring to the amount of fat in each food. Please try to enjoy lunch.

14 Grams, 2008

26 Grams, 2010

42 Grams. 2008

2.6 Grams, 2008

[link, via TAXI]