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Burger King’s Not-So Happy Meals Won’t Tell You How To Feel

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photo: Burger King, Facebook

For years, McDonald’s have served their Happy Meals and, in all honesty, they seemed innocent enough. That is until Burger King released Real Meals and we suddenly feel the urge to scream at McDonald’s, “Stop telling us how to feel, Ronald!!”

Although, Burger King’s “not-so” happy meals aren’t aimed towards kids — hence why there’s no toy or chocolate milk included — it’s an obvious jab at McDonald’s and their famous box lunch.

The Burger King campaign, falling not-so coincidentally within Mental Health Awareness Month, urges the burger-eaters out there to “Feel Your Way” (#FeelYourWay). In other words, you don’t need McDonald’s and their fancy toys to make you happy, but rather to feel however one feels after ingesting a Whopper meal… Which is often bloated and full of regret.

Either way, the Burger King Real Meals include the Pissed Meal, Blue Meal, Salty Meal, YAAAS Meal, and DGAF Meal. All containing a Whopper meal, so hopefully that’s enough to help you feel better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjxRUEA0Tdo

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Tenderizing Meat Is A Snap With The Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer

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If only tenderizing a steak was as simple as erasing half the universe’s population. Whereas the latter requires only a snap of the fingers, red meat needs repeated blunt force before it breaks down.

Thankfully, the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer will make quick work of any steak or cutlet. Hopefully no Avengers (vegetarians) stop by to give you a hard time.

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Fictional Avengers Ice Cream Flavors Are Now A Reality, Sorta

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The Avengers franchise gave us a lot of things. Besides the mindless entertainment and a decade-long emotional investment in superheroes — there was the subtle reference of new Ben & Jerry’s Ice cream flavors.

However, since Iron Man and Hulk don’t actually exist, nor does “Stark Raving Hazelnuts,” or “Hulka Hulka Burning Fudge.” Until now.

Binging with Babish makes fictional pop culture foodstuffs a reality, and he’s brought forth those super flavors. Although, the Avengers-inspired ice cream won’t be available to the masses, Babish takes you through the steps of making your own. Ice cream, assemble!!

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How To Make A Guitar Out of Jawbreaker Candies

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Jawbreakers… they’re not just a dentist’s nightmare anymore. Now, the giant impenetrable candies will rock anybody within earshot.

Enter, the Jawbreaker Guitar. Brought to us by Burls Art, the Flying V-shaped guitar consists of eight giant jawbreakers and epoxy. The end result… the sweetest licks available.

See how it’s made below, and stay until the end for a jam session.

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Medieval Fruit and Vegetable Warriors Will Slice You Up

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via @art_veider, Instagram

Don’t be fooled by their adorableness… These Medieval Fruit and Vegetable Warriors will slice you up before you even think of taking a bite.

Brought to us by artist, Artemii Myasnikov, the edible warriors are a small part of his arsenal of work.

Check out Instagram for Artemii’s awesome illustrations of robots, pop culture characters and other ass-kickers. None as delicious-looking as our fruit warriors though.

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