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Real world problem… Ice cubes that will not release from their trays. Wait… People still use ice cube trays? Anyway, if you’re one of the automatic ice maker deficient — The Brrrr Polar Bear Ice Cube Tray is here to help.
Simply fill the ten-legged bear with water, let him freeze, open his mouth, and bang the ice cubes out. Just like a real polar bear — or so we’ve heard.
[link, via BoingBoing]
If you need some cool lighting and take your coffee light, there’s Coffee Lights. The set is brought to us by Anthologie Quartett, designed by Bernhard Stellmacher.
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The Ashtray Cake is brought to us by Nevie Pie Cakes. Complete with edible cigarette butts and ashes, the cake would be perfect for a chain smoker’s birthday. You should have no problem finding a light, but you’ll need to eat your cake outside.
[link, via Laughing Squid]
Uneven hot dog slices, ARRRGGHH!! We know you’ve suffered way too long — so something called The Dog Dicer is here to help. Simply place a wienie in this contraption, press down, and beautiful evenly-sliced hot dogs are all yours.
No longer will the kids snicker at your knife skills when you throw these perfect slices in their mac and cheese. The Dog Dicer will also do food items such as celery, grapes, and other elongated fruits… But we honestly don’t see the point. We’re all about the dogs.
OK, ladies… Try to remain calm. Ice Cream Heels are brought to us by Karl Lagerfeld who designed the pumps for Brazilian footwear label Melissa. Pair them with any of your other ice cream accoutrements, if you want the dog to follow you everywhere, or if you’d like them to match your doorstop.
[link, via Incredible Things]