Uneven hot dog slices, ARRRGGHH!! We know you’ve suffered way too long — so something called The Dog Dicer is here to help. Simply place a wienie in this contraption, press down, and beautiful evenly-sliced hot dogs are all yours.
No longer will the kids snicker at your knife skills when you throw these perfect slices in their mac and cheese. The Dog Dicer will also do food items such as celery, grapes, and other elongated fruits… But we honestly don’t see the point. We’re all about the dogs.