March 2012 – Page 3

Totally Gross Soda

And you probably thought we were talking about Mountain Dew again. Totally Gross Soda is an actual line of pop by Avery’s Beverages. The seemingly disgusting flavors include titles such as; Bug Barf, Dog Drool, Kitty Piddle, and Monster Mucus.

But read the fine print, or dare to take a sip, and you’ll discover a delicious fruit-flavored beverage sweetened with cane sugar. Well then… pass me a bottle of Kitty Piddle!

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Gentleman T

The Mr. T/tea humor is back. This time, Gentleman T keeps the funny going with an awesome illustration and t-shirt by Sean Anton over at Threadless. Just remember, Gentleman T pities the fool who leaves their pinky down.

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Ctrl-Alt-Delete Cup Set

The three most powerful and satisfying keys on your Windows-powered computer — now in a convenient cup set. The Ctrl-Alt-Delete Cup Set is here to help reboot your mornings, or give the “three-finger salute” to thirst anytime of the day. Available at ThinkGeek.

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Do-It-Yourself Candy Hamburgers

Create your own horrifying miniature fast food meal with Happy Kitchen Candy Hamburgers. The kit — which is unsurprisingly a product of Japan — includes all of the “ingredients” needed for the science experiment. “Bake” your own buns, “fry” up some french fries, and even mix your own ketchup.

Oh, and there’s a video. Prepare to have your lunch ruined.