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If only tenderizing a steak was as simple as erasing half the universe’s population. Whereas the latter requires only a snap of the fingers, red meat needs repeated blunt force before it breaks down.
Thankfully, the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer will make quick work of any steak or cutlet. Hopefully no Avengers (vegetarians) stop by to give you a hard time.
The Avengers franchise gave us a lot of things. Besides the mindless entertainment and a decade-long emotional investment in superheroes — there was the subtle reference of new Ben & Jerry’s Ice cream flavors.
However, since Iron Man and Hulk don’t actually exist, nor does “Stark Raving Hazelnuts,” or “Hulka Hulka Burning Fudge.” Until now.
Binging with Babish makes fictional pop culture foodstuffs a reality, and he’s brought forth those super flavors. Although, the Avengers-inspired ice cream won’t be available to the masses, Babish takes you through the steps of making your own. Ice cream, assemble!!
Jawbreakers… they’re not just a dentist’s nightmare anymore. Now, the giant impenetrable candies will rock anybody within earshot.
Enter, the Jawbreaker Guitar. Brought to us by Burls Art, the Flying V-shaped guitar consists of eight giant jawbreakers and epoxy. The end result… the sweetest licks available.
See how it’s made below, and stay until the end for a jam session.
Don’t be fooled by their adorableness… These Medieval Fruit and Vegetable Warriors will slice you up before you even think of taking a bite.
Brought to us by artist, Artemii Myasnikov, the edible warriors are a small part of his arsenal of work.
Check out Instagram for Artemii’s awesome illustrations of robots, pop culture characters and other ass-kickers. None as delicious-looking as our fruit warriors though.
Games of Thrones final season is upon us. While we ponder who’ll actually win the game, one thing is for sure… this Daenerys and Dragon Pie will certainly win any GOT-themed bake sale.
Brought to us by Liz Joy of Inspired To Taste, the pie depicts the “queen” and one of her faithful dragons. The actual pie consists of lemon curd, peach and raspberry filling in a lemon almond cookie crust.
Check out the ultimate GOT pie and more of Joy’s work over on Instagram.
via the kitchn