A 99-Pack of Beer Exists

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Twelve-packs of beer are now for little nancies, as Austin Beerworks has just unleashed what appears to be the world’s first 99-Pack.

The monstrous package has been designed to hold Peacemaker Anytime Ale, with the idea that it’s “always a good time for a Peacemaker”… assuming that you have a few friends and a car big enough to help carry the 82 lb. seven-foot-long case home.

Yes, this is very real, and available for $99. However, the 99-pack is available in limited numbers for those who follow Austin Beerworks on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. You must also live in an area where it’s available for delivery. Find out if you can get a whole mess o’ beer here.

[link, via AdFreak]

This French Fries Bed Will Help Supersize Your Naps

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Would you like fries with that nap? Supersize Bed is a project by British set and costume designer, Cecilia Carey, in collaboration with architectural foodsmith, Harry Parr.

The fully-functional bed has the requisite mattress, with the added bonus of a giant package of fast-food fries as a headboard. Did we mention that the fries are giant pillows that can be removed and used to make sleeping even awesomer? They may even help you dream of fast food… more so.

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Finally, A Motorcycle That Runs On Bacon

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Sure, most meat-eaters and food culture blogs such as this one are fueled by bacon. Now, there’s a motorcycle worthy of any pork-lover or Foodiggity, with the Hormel Black Label Bacon-Fueled Motorcycle.

Brought to us by EVA Products BV, the 800cc three-cylinder diesel engine runs on 100% biodiesel, in the form of pork grease.

The best part, besides the pigskin seat, is for anyone driving behind the baconcycle, as its exhaust smells of cooked bacon.

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[link, via Hi Consumption]

The Teddy Bear Toast Stamp Will Help Make Lunch More Adorable

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The problem with your current toast… it’s simply not three-dimensional and adorable enough. Enter the Teddy Bear Toast Stamp.

This handy little kitchen tool will add some much-needed adorbz to your kids’ lunches – whether it’s a PB&J with the crusts cut off, or you’re simply looking to add some excitement to boring old white bread.

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The Kickball Ice Cream Maker Will Have You Kicking And Screaming For Ice Cream

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I scream, you scream… we’ll all go kicking and screaming for ice cream with the Kickball Ice Cream Maker.

Simply fill the ball with the necessary ice cream ingredients, along with ice and rock salt, close the top and get kickin’.

Twenty minutes of ball-play will yield a pint of ice cream. Then feel free to play another ten games of kickball to help burn off the ball-full of ice cream you just consumed.

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