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Instant ramen… it keeps co-eds alive for 59-cents a day and provides a week’s worth of sodium in one convenient package. Now, the cost-effective noodles are here to bring some rock and roll.
Artem Mayer created the Ramen Noodle Guitar. Using 36 packs of ramen noodles, and 5 liters of polyester resin — the guitar may take a lot longer to make than a cup of noodles, but it’s completely handcrafted and fully-functional.
Rock on, broke people!
The problem with ordinary cereal bowls, is that they do nothing to improve your breakfast’s acoustics. Thankfully, artist Dominic Wilcox has created the Snap Crackle and Pop Amplifier Cereal Bowl.
The bowl includes a microphone and speaker, so you can listen to your cereal in the morning — instead of anything interesting such as music or the news.
No mention if the cereal bowl will be available to the masses. Until then, we’ll have to hold our ears close to our sad, flavorless bowl of crisped rice.
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Looking for the perfect handbag that is sophisticated, yet shows that you’re a bit frugal? The Noodles Purse is here to help.
Brought to us by Etsy shop, rommydebommy, the handbag is made to look just like a brick of instant noodles, pre-soak.
It’s made of foam and has enough space in it to hold a few small items. Although, since it’s handcrafted to order, the Noodle Purse won’t come cheap — about $388. Or, about 388 instant ramen dinners.
Not to be outdone by mustard ice cream, which contains no tubed meats, Oscar Mayer has released the Ice Dog Sandwich.
What business does a hot dog and bologna maker have making a dessert? Well, the short answer is, none. However, that hasn’t stopped them from creating a hot dog ice cream, accompanied by a mustard gelato and housed in a cookie bun.
The best part, besides the candied hot dog bits, is that an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile has been converted into an ice cream truck and will be disbursing Ice Dog Sandwiches in NYC the week of 8/12. And, if you’re not sure what to listen for, please see below.
Do you hear that song?! 🔊🔊 That’s the sweet and delicious sound of Oscar Mayer Ice Dog Sandwich. Keep an 👁️and 👂out for the @Wienermobile in NYC the week of 8/12 to get your taste buds in on this. #OscarMayerIceCream pic.twitter.com/6NhpVSUl6T
— Oscar Mayer (@oscarmayer) August 1, 2019
Vegetarians have the Impossible Burger and Tofurkey. Now, it’s the meat-eaters turn to create food out of lies.
Arby’s has the meaty answer with the Marrot. The food item appears to be a big healthy vegetable. However, since Arby’s claims “We Have The Meats,” the carrot is made from turkey breast and flavored with dried carrot juice powder.
The best part, besides this becoming the very first “megetable,” is that the meat carrot packs the same nutritional value as an actual carrot. See how it’s done below.