Move over internet and The Clapper… for you now have competition as the greatest invention ever. 7-11, the junk food and frozen beverage emporium, has unveiled its Dual-Chambered Straw technology, for Slurpee drinkers who have trouble with commitment.
In the olden days — let’s just call it Before Dual Chamber, or B.D.C. — indecisive Slurpee drinkers were forced to stack multiple flavors, only to enjoy the intended mix in small slivers of overlap. Now behold, two flavors without a hierarchy in sight, enjoyed together… the way nature intended.