Rugby Players Have A Missing Tooth Replaced With A Functioning Bottle Opener

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Rugby players are tough. And, when they lose a tooth, they don’t just get it replaced with an ordinary one — that’s for hockey players.

Salta Beer and ad agency Ogilvy Argentina have come up with the Beer Tooth Implant — a tooth that’s also a functioning bottle opener. A few Argentinian athletes were even nice enough to have one installed for marketing purposes.

But please… do not induce any unnecessary tooth removal in the hope of receiving a Beer Tooth. They’re probably not available at your dentist yet.

Warning: The video contains graphic dental procedures, rugby violence, and the opening of bottles with teeth.

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[link, via Cool Material]

Titses, A Line of Chocolates Made To Look Like Boobies

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How do you design a line of chocolates that will appeal to the straight male demographic? The simple, and most juvenile answer of course, would be to take chocolate and just put boobs on it. Titses is that answer.

The concept, by designers Constantin Bolimond and Maxim Ali, is a line of fine chocolates that are made to resemble female breasts. The chocolate-eater/boobie-enthusiast can break off a pair of chocolates that vary in size — Small, Medium, and Extra-Large.

No mention if or when Titses might actually go on sale. Until then, there’s always Hershey’s Kisses.

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[via Lost At E Minor]

How To Make A Beautiful Metal Sculpture With A Watermelon

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If you’ve been wanting to create an awesome metal sculpture, and you have a watermelon and some molten aluminum laying around… here’s a fun video for you.

The Watermelon Metal Sculpture was created, unintentionally, by the Backyard Scientist. By pouring liquid metal into a watermelon, he was expecting to create an exploding watermelon video. The result instead, was a pretty cool piece of metal art.

Why did this happen? Don’t ask me… I’m no backyard scientist. Watch this video.

[link, via Laughing Squid]

The Cheeseburger Hair Bow Is Deliciously Stylish

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If you need to tie some hair back, and you love burgers, the Cheeseburger Hair Bow is here to help.

Brought to us by Happy Mills Shop, the handmade hair bows are a stylish way to keep some hair organized, while letting everyone know that you love your burgers.

There’s also a Pizza Bow and Ice Cream Sandwich Bow available, if burgers ain’t your thing.

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[link, via Neatorama]

The Big Max Is The Largest Burger You Can Create At McDonald’s “Create Your Taste” Kiosk

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McDonald’s recently unleashed the “Create Your Taste” kiosk, which allows the Mickey D’s customer to get creative and build their own burger. The problem with this concept, besides that the end result is McDonald’s, is that eventually someone is going to take liberties with the service.

The Big Max, brought to us by Moshe Tamssot, is what happens when you push the Create Your Taste kiosk to its limits. With the option to “10x” almost every ingredient, you too can create a foot-high, four-pound monstrosity. Just prepare to have a fast food manager hate you.

Quick stat sheet…

  • 10 slices of American cheese
  • 10 slices of sharp white cheese
  • 10 slices of pepper jack cheese
  • 10 pieces of bacon
  • 10x pickles
  • 10x red onions
  • 10x guacamole
  • 10x tortilla strips
  • 10x lettuce
  • 10x tomatoes
  • 10x jalapenos
  • 10x grilled onions
  • 10x grilled mushrooms
  • with 10x mac special sauce, 10x mayo, 5x spicy mayo, 10x sweet BBQ sauce, 10x creamy garlic sauce, 10x mustard, 10x ketchup

[link, via Sploid]