The Parmesan Cronut Burger Is Your Burgerporn of The Day

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Brought to us by Pornburger, The Willem Dafoenut is here to make all other burgers feel silly.

Inspired by the actor, Willem Dafoe, for his “French roots and intensely layered performances,” the burger begins with a “smoosh fried beef patty,” covered with pepper bacon, bone marrow french onion dip, and cornichon relish.

But what’ll create some buzz is the bun, which consists of two parmesan cronuts. Bravo, Willem… This is your best work since Barnes shot you in Platoon.

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This Video Explains How Your Halloween Candy May Slowly Be Killing You

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Halloween and the raiding of your kids’ candy bags is upon us. And, lest we think that our only concern should be the high sugar intake, this video may truly scare you this Halloween.

Brought to us by animator Daniella Urdinlaiz – the cartoon goes on to explain, rather apologetically, that some of the most popular Halloween candies contain ingredients far worse than a little tooth-decaying sugar.

From trans-fat to the same stuff that you’d wax your car with — perhaps we should think twice before we’re elbow deep in our child’s candy stash. You’re welcome, and we’re sorry too.

[link, via designtaxi]

Watch This Sushi Conveyor Belt Become A DJ Booth

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Sitting at a traditional sushi restaurant can be awfully quiet, and there’s hardly ever any techno to help get the sushi party started.

Red Bull, with help from hip-hop producer Just Blaze and L.A. DJ TOKiMONSTA, created a fully-functional sequencer from an existing sushi conveyor belt. Using the actual sushi that’s slowly making its way along the track, the plate’s colors trigger its own sick beat. Sushi party, started.

[link, via First We Feast]

Space Sushi Launches Raw Fish and Rice Into The Hemispheres and Beyond

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Space Sushi is a Twitter account that appears to exist for no other reason, other than to show raw fish and rice dangling in space.

The fictional government agency displays all kinds of makis and hand rolls above the stratosphere. No mention of what the point of all this is… but it does make me want a sushi lunch while watching 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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[link, via BoingBoing]

This Bowl of Ramen Will Gladly Hold Your iPhone

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Eating ramen with one hand while navigating our iPhone with the other seems like a lot of work. Now, thanks to Japan, there’s a hyperrealistic-looking bowl of ramen that will conveniently hold your precious phone.

The ramen dock will help free up your hands, allowing you to eat all of the real noodles you’d like. Just don’t mistakenly drop your phone into your lunch.

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[link, via Supercompressor]