Hot Girls Eating Pizza Is How You Make a Successful Instagram Account

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You use the appropriate filter. You only take pictures of your finest meals and sunsets. Still, your Instagram account is not getting the attention that it deserves.

Hot Girls Eating Pizza could teach us a few things. For one, Instagram users love pizza. Secondly, pictures of aesthetically-pleasing girls get “Likes.” Combine the two, and @H0tGirlsEatingPizza is a bona fide hit on the photo app… no matter what filter they use.

See more “cool girls & hot pizza” here.

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Chocolate Easter Bunny Jello Shots Will Help Make Easter Tolerable

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If you’ve ever wondered why they make chocolate Easter bunnies hollow — besides to provide crushing disappointment after a successful egg hunt — Oh, Bite It! has the answer.

Chocolate Easter Bunny Jello Shots are here to help make Easter a success… for the adults. While the kids are off looking for brightly-colored eggs, parents can relax and throw back a few boozy bunnies.

The best part, is that you won’t have to raid the kids’ Easter basket later — as you’ll already have your sugar fix, and will probably be passed out by then. Recipe here.

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The Pepperoni Pizza Corvette Delivers

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When you go by the moniker, PizzaMan Dan, and own a pizza chain of the same name — you’re going to need a suitable form of transportation.

Spotted at the 31st Annual International Pizza Expo in Las Vegas, the Pepperoni Corvette is a decal-covered pizza lover’s dream. It’s owned by Dan Collier of Ventura County restaurant chain, PizzaMan Dan’s.

Hopefully, he has the bedding to match.

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[via First We Feast]

Snack Foods Repackaged To Help Them Appear Artisanal

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If you’ve ever wondered how you could make those junk foods of yours appear more fancy… it’s all about the packaging.

Dan Meth over at Buzzfeed tests this theory, by repackaging some very unsophisticated food, to make them appear more artisanal.

For example, Slim Jim become Slim James, and suddenly the meat-like stick is suitable for the snootiest of food snobs.

Although, I do not agree with a single-chamber package of Nerds… That’s some low-brow shit.

 

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The Zombie Ice Mold Will Help Make Your Drinks Creepier

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Whether you need to add a little creep factor to your cocktail, or want to freak out the kids by leaving something in their apple juice, the Zombie Ice Mold is here to help.

Designed to look like a severed hand of the undead, freeze some up for your next cocktail party, or for a holiday where zombie hands would be appropriate. Perhaps Christmas?

The Zombie Ice Mold is creepy, and available at The Foodiggity Shop.

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