Spartans! Ready your knives… For tonight, we dine in hell! The Sparta Knife Block may seem hopelessly outnumbered in the kitchen, but it’s determined to hold off an army of dinner guests.

Made from locally grown and ecologically sustainable maple and walnut, there’s only 50 of the wooden Spartans being produced. Of course, 300 would’ve been better, although you’d still lose dinner.

[link, via That’s Nerdalicious]