Looking for the perfect handbag that is sophisticated, yet shows that you’re a bit frugal? The Noodles Purse is here to help.
Brought to us by Etsy shop, rommydebommy, the handbag is made to look just like a brick of instant noodles, pre-soak.
It’s made of foam and has enough space in it to hold a few small items. Although, since it’s handcrafted to order, the Noodle Purse won’t come cheap — about $388. Or, about 388 instant ramen dinners.
Not to be outdone by mustard ice cream, which contains no tubed meats, Oscar Mayer has released the Ice Dog Sandwich.
What business does a hot dog and bologna maker have making a dessert? Well, the short answer is, none. However, that hasn’t stopped them from creating a hot dog ice cream, accompanied by a mustard gelato and housed in a cookie bun.
The best part, besides the candied hot dog bits, is that an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile has been converted into an ice cream truck and will be disbursing Ice Dog Sandwiches in NYC the week of 8/12. And, if you’re not sure what to listen for, please see below.
Do you hear that song?! 🔊🔊 That’s the sweet and delicious sound of Oscar Mayer Ice Dog Sandwich. Keep an 👁️and 👂out for the @Wienermobile in NYC the week of 8/12 to get your taste buds in on this. #OscarMayerIceCream pic.twitter.com/6NhpVSUl6T
— Oscar Mayer (@oscarmayer) August 1, 2019
Vegetarians have the Impossible Burger and Tofurkey. Now, it’s the meat-eaters turn to create food out of lies.
Arby’s has the meaty answer with the Marrot. The food item appears to be a big healthy vegetable. However, since Arby’s claims “We Have The Meats,” the carrot is made from turkey breast and flavored with dried carrot juice powder.
The best part, besides this becoming the very first “megetable,” is that the meat carrot packs the same nutritional value as an actual carrot. See how it’s done below.
Are your Spidey senses tingling, Dorito fans? Even if you haven’t been bitten by a radioactive spider, but crave some nacho cheese, as we all do, Incognito Doritos should be in your lunch bag.
The packaging looks rather unassuming at first glance. However, rip it open and a legit Spidey costume is available. Just try not to get too much orange dust on it.
Swing over to IncognitoDoritos.com to bid on this limited edition Incognito Doritos bag. You can also try to snag a bag by tweeting @Doritos with hashtag #IncognitoDoritos and #entry.
There’s lazy marketing and then there’s Burger King’s Upside Down Whopper.
To help promote Stranger Things 3, Burger King employees will not only have the responsibility of creating your flame-broiled “burger” with all the fixin’s, but they’ll need to make sure it’s placed in its packaging upside down.
If you’re wondering what’s so special about this Whopper, the short answer is, “not a damn thing.” It’s the same BK signature burger, same toppings, same buns, but flipped. OOOOOH, scary.
The Upside Down Whopper will only be available at BK locations in Miami, Houston, SF, LA, NYC, Atlanta, Philly, Boston, Chicago, and Dallas starting June 21.
via eater
