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Summer’s coming, we need proper booze, and we all have an inner five-year-old. Thankfully, Above Average has been working hard on a few appropriate cocktails.
Macaroni & Cheese Cocktails are here to make sure that this summer is the best ever. Adults can get some mood-altering booze in their system, while reminding them of a simpler time of powered cheese and pasta.
Check out the Mac-Tini, Mac-Mosa, Saucy Sangria and more. Summer!!
Did you know that cross-cutting the ends of hot dogs before you cook them will make them look like little pink octopi?
Well, now you can make that tubed meat look even more like a multi-legged sea creature with Octopus Corn Dogs. Brought to us by Tastemade, the octopi are made very easily by cutting mini hot dogs, dipping them in batter and frying.
Add eyes and a mouth to create the appropriate stunned look, just before you bite their heads off.
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You know that poop emoji that we never use, but always giggle at when we’re looking for a happy face? Well, Nomageddon thought that the smiling turd would make a great marshmallow treat. Spoiler… it does.
Poop Peeps would be appropriate for a few reasons. Either, you’ve had it with traditional Peeps staring at you judgingly. Or, you want to let someone know how you really feel about them this Easter.
Either way, with a little brown-dyed sugar and a few other simple ingredients, you can make your own.
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Although it may look a bit odd that a plated slice of pizza is protruding from the wall, The Pizza Night Light will come in handy.
Designed to combat your fear of the dark and bedroom boogey-men, the slice plugs into the wall, and will add some cheese-colored mood-lighting to any room. Check it out here.
And for some sweeter mood-lighting, there’s always these.
If you’ve seen the Pixar movie, Ratatouille, then you know that the star of the film is a peasant vegetable dish… and a rat.
ChefSteps shows us how to make ratatouille, just like our rodent chef did in the movie. Check out how, in the video below. No rat needed.
