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Behold The Cthurkey, An Octopus-Stuffed Turkey With Crab Legs

The food-stuffed-inside-another-food craze appeared to have reached its pinnacle with the Turducken and the Pumpple. That was before the culinary monstrosity that is the Cthurkey — a turkey stuffed with octopus.

Inspired by H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu — the surf and turf was actually created a few years ago by Rusty Eulberg, a database administrator from Lubbock, Texas.

It wasn’t until the Cthurkey reared its ugly head again on Twitter, where it went viral, and started giving everyone awesome ideas for Christmas Dinner.

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Mark Your Drink, Be Dapper With Mustache Drink Markers

At the time of this writing — mustaches are in, while drinking out of someone else’s glass is not. Luckily, there are Mustache Glass Markers to help make your drink unmistakable from other party guests’.

Whether you go Cossack-style or Proustian black, you’ll look dapper whilst drinking your pinot — even if you leave your lipstick marks too.

Available in a package of six different markers, they’re made of silicone, are reusable and very well-groomed. Available at The Foodiggity Shop.

Praise Cheesus, It’s The Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press

No longer will you need to create fake images of deities on your food to sell on eBay. The Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press will easily burn an image of Jesus on your lunch — although it might lower the minimum bid significantly.

The Grilled Cheesus is available at The Foodiggity Shop. Check one out… It’s what Baby Jesus would’ve wanted.

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Be A Kitchen Badass With The Tattoo Oven Mitt

Look a little tougher while baking with the Tattoo Oven Mitt. The lightweight mitt is adorned with a sleeve of intimidating tattoos, that’ll help make you look tough when reaching into the oven. Even if it’s for a quiche. Available here.

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The Chemistry of Cookies

Put some cookie dough in the oven, set it to 350°F, and in 10-12 minutes, people will be losing their minds.

But as low-brow as stuffing your face with as many freshly-baked cookies may seem — there’s actually a lot of science involved in the process, as well as why cookies are nearly impossible to resist. Darn you, science!

Please watch this…

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