Are you an adult that still enjoys the comfort of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Well, even if you still cut the crusts off, you can now make a more adult version with Instant Regret Peanut Butter.
Described as ‘offensively hot,’ Instant Regret is not only infused with capsaicin drawn from the King Naga Chili Pepper — but for a little added kick, Habanero chili extract is added. This helps the peanut butter clock in at a jelly-melting 12 million SHU.
[via Firebox]
I have never gone from not knowing something exists to not being able to live without it, so fast.
Why does this exist?