The Top Chef Finale: What We’ve Learned

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  • Michael hates two things… Broccoli and smiling.
  • Safe to say that Kevin’s beard always smells like ham.
  • If Gail is going to cover the goods, then we have no use for her.
  • Kevin would certainly win ‘Top Future Mall Santa’.
  • Bryan zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… What? Where were we?
  • Michael even rolls his sleeves like a douche.
  • The Top Chef video editors are mad geniuses who like to toy with our emotions. Don’t they know that we’re fragile?

Author: Chris Durso

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