Sure, you could slap a horn and pastels on virtually anything, and it immediately becomes unicorn-themed. But, what if unicorning our food wasn’t so glamorous, and our magical animal was nothing more than a pudgy cake-eater?

The Fat Unicorn Cake tries to answer this question — complete with pinks, purples and our horned beast. However, this unicorn got a bit over-indulgent, feasted on its own cake, and is now too stuffed to move.

Not so magical now, are you, fat unicorn? It’s OK, we’ve all been there.

via buzzfeed