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If you have a hard time expressing yourself during special occasions, and you’re often described as “cheeky,” then Delicate Estates Wine Labels are here to help.
Whether you need to sarcastically wish someone a happy birthday, or to help a loved-one get through a painful break-up — nothing will do it better, and as emotionally-vacant, than these labels.
The best part, is that after you’ve done your job with words, there’s wine involved. You’re such a great friend.
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Having to drink wine when on-the-go is nothing new. However, gone are the days of unstylish wine totes and gauche cardboard boxes.
Behold, the Wine Dispensing Travel Tote. Not only will this handy bag hold, regulate and dispense up to five liters of your favorite booze, but it’s roomy enough to carry other necessities too.
But you already have wine… what else do you need? Cheese and crackers? Definitely some cheese and crackers.
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Brought to us by Denver-based, Apollo Peak, Cat Wine is a non-alcoholic beverage laced with catnip — which should help your feline unwind from their long day of lounging around and knocking over your stuff.
Currently available in the uber-punny MosCATo and Pinot Meow, finicky cats can have their choice of white or red to pair with their Meow Mix.
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Nothing says, “I like to keep it real, while also being fancy,” quite like wine-in-a-can. Now, bros and hipsters can drink as ironically as possible with The Drop Rosé Wine In a Can.
Affectionately referred to as “brosé,” the 8.4 oz. skinny cans appear to be aimed at a few demographics — bros secure enough in their masculinity to drink pink wine out of a pink can, and women who don’t own a corkscrew. Either way, nice packaging.
Do you have a cold beer or hot beverage that you’d like to insulate? Or, perhaps you need to class up a bottle of wine that you’re giving as a gift? Freaker Bottle Sleeves are here to help.
Available in a variety of styles, the one-size-fits-all drink protectors will slip onto any bottle, can, growler, or anything that needs protection from outside elements.
Whether you drink like a pirate, superhero, or just reaallly love beer — there’s a Freaker for everyone.
Freaker Bottle Sleeves are available at The Foodiggity Shop.
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