Butcher Briefs, For The Man Who’s Proud of His Meat

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Gentlemen… Is your underwear not making you feel enough like a piece of meat? Or, perhaps you and your significant other believe that everything is made better with a butcher diagram — even your man-junk. Simply slap on a pair of Butcher Briefs, and let the euphemisms and “meat” jokes commence!

Butcher Briefs are brought to us by chef Chris Cosentino and Betabrand, and is currently in concept phase.

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Vinderpants Are Underwear For Your Wine

If you’re going to be drinking wine, and need to insulate and protect the bottle, Vinderpants are here to help. The tighty whiteys for your wine are form-fit to hold your goods, and will surely make your dinner guests smile. That is until someone has one too many, and drops the Vinderpants — exposing a label that you’re not proud of.

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