Remember, kids… If you happen to be opening a restaurant in one of the most heavily touristed spots in the world, and you’re also a very easy target for ridicule — it might be a good idea to lock up all versions of the domain name.

On a completely related note, Guy Fieri opened up a place in Times Square, and is himself a walking parody. So with the domain guysamericankitchenandbar.com still available, Bryan Mytko pounced, and created an appropriate parody site.

Probably not far off from the actual menu, visitors are made to think that they could enjoy such culinary delights as, Guy’s Big Balls, Honky-Tonky Double Barrel Meat Loaded Blast, and The ‘Hobo Lobo Bordello Slam Jam’ Appetizer. We’re not sure if anyone looking to visit the actual restaurant would know the difference — but for those in the know, check it out.

[link, thanks to our man Frank]