Still struggling with that slow and unresponsive ketchup bottle? Well, the Heinz Automato is here to help… sorta. The ketchup robot will speed across any table and conveniently deliver a powerful blast of condiment to your weiny.
The Robot Butcher
Robots… They fetch our beer, flip our pancakes, and we’ve already established that some have even acquired a taste for human flesh.
Foodiggity’s Weekly Wrap-Up, 11/29-12/3
Banana-wear, robot baristas, and minimalism… Foodiggity’s week that was.
A handy guide… How We Can Tell If Martha Stewart Is Drunk
A sign of the times… Campbell’s Soup Cans As American Flag
Smell like a carny… Corn Dog Soap
Food is the new black… Wearable Food by Sung Yeonju
Not your usual drunk stories… Detective Series Printed on Beer Bottles
Until it becomes self-aware… Get Your Coffee From A Dancing Robot
The Chuck Norris of Boxed Chocolates… Compartes Black Collection
Give the gift of pork fat this year… Join the Bacon Society
Grade USA beef… The United Steaks of America
Guess the horrific food item… Minimalist Food
Get Your Coffee From A Dancing Robot
The Tassimo Brewbot, capable of producing several coffee variations, also has rhythm and is a slave to the groove.
Robots Now Have a Taste for Human Flesh… And We Taste Like Bacon
We are so screwed. Researchers at NEC System technologies and Mie University in Japan, have developed a robot that can differentiate tastes. And before anyone naively sputters ‘Isn’t that amazing?’, one of the robots determined that human flesh tastes like bacon.
The robot uprising, which is inevitable, has just taken an unfortunate turn. Our deaths by the hand of the upstart robots, once thought to be quick and precise, will now be slow and savory. Nice going eggheads!
[via Squid Ink]
