Stay dry and be an egg with the Egg Poncho. Not only will the poncho help you stay dry on rainy days, it will also keep you sunny side up until the actual sun decides to come out again. Bacon galoshes not included, but should be.
For the cupcake and poncho lover with a complete lack of self-awareness, The Cupcake Booty Buddy is here to help. Made to look like a giant cupcake, the confectionery-inspired muumuu will keep you warm and snug — presumably while you eat cupcakes.
For the full effect, and to scare away any remaining loved ones, you can put on the cherry topping hood. Now that’s the icing on the crazy cake.