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All it takes is picking the wrong spiky fruit in the produce section, and you’ve got an unstable pineapple on your hands. And, don’t even get us started on crazy mangos.
Thankfully, The Food Surgeon is here to help, by showing us how to Lobotomize a Pineapple. So, if you don’t notice its uneven googly eyes until you get home, the pineapple is totally fixable.
The best part… yummy pineapple brains. Please watch this.
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Emotional Rainbow, who previously brought us the Pepperoni Pizza Bed, is back with new toppings. Hawaiian Pizza Bedding is here, and will help you settle into a night of pizza dreams.
Even if those dreams consist of pineapple and ham topping, which we all know is a pizza crime. Cool bedding though.
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Have you ever wished that you could sit down in the barber’s chair and simply say, “Just give me the pineapple”? Well, that time is now, my friend — as it appears that the Pineapple Haircut is a thing.
With the evidence that we currently have in place, there are at least two humans walking around with the pineapple-do. And, as far as we know, the pineapple heads are not from Hawaii, nor do they work for Dole… making this trend even stranger. Please enjoy.