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Bananas, as we know them, may be on the brink of extinction. Luckily, The Food Surgeon is attempting to find out why, by performing a Banana Autopsy.
Watch, as our steady-handed operator peels and dissects the deceased fruit, while documenting his findings. After discovering some stab wounds and an impaled nail, it’s determined that the cause of death was actually homicide.
So, apparently, there’s a serial banana killer out there that must be stopped.
[link, via Laughing Squid]
All it takes is picking the wrong spiky fruit in the produce section, and you’ve got an unstable pineapple on your hands. And, don’t even get us started on crazy mangos.
Thankfully, The Food Surgeon is here to help, by showing us how to Lobotomize a Pineapple. So, if you don’t notice its uneven googly eyes until you get home, the pineapple is totally fixable.
The best part… yummy pineapple brains. Please watch this.
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Have you ever wondered how great a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup would be, if it was stuffed with Oreo creme instead? If so, you better have the hands of a surgeon.
The Food Surgeon is up to the task, performing a Reeses Peanut-Butter-Ectomy with Oreo Creme Transplant. Watch as the “doctor” first harvests our replacement creme filling then, very carefully, removes the Reeses’s peanut butter.
The creme is then transplanted into its new chocolate body. No mention if this process is covered by your current insurance. Please watch carefully.
[link, via Laughing Squid]