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We’ve seen a flawless snake cake, and even a dead ringer for an actual bowl of ramen. Now there’s the Willie Nelson Cake — the ultimate creepily realistic cake that we’re afraid to cut into.
Brought to us by Natalie Sideserf of Sideserf Cake Studio in Austin, Texas — the Willie Nelson cleaned house at Austin’s Sugar Art Show and Cake Competition. No mention of what the yummy Red Headed Stranger is filled with — but we’re sure that it will cure your munchies.
[link, via Laughing Squid]
Are you, or someone you know, a culinary rockstar? Do you pretend to play guitar with your utensils while your sauce simmers? Do you use the new cookware as a drum set, with wooden spoons as drumsticks?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then Foodiggity is here to help. Whether for yourself, or a music-loving cook in your life, we have some stuff that’ll cater to everyone’s culinary and music skills — or lack thereof. Please enjoy.
Flip that omelette like a rockstar. The Flipper Guitar Spatula can take the heat, and help turn over your favorite food item with style. 100% Silicone. Dishwasher safe and tested up to 500º. Available in black. [$11.99]
Finally, the caffeine-addicted guitar player has a proper morning drinking vessel, with the Amp Mug. Designed to look like a vintage amplifier, you can crank up the sugar and cream and get the morning rockin’. [$11.99]
Nothing says, ‘Rock and Roll’ quite like a good salad. So, Rockin’ Guitar Salad Servers make perfect sense. Beautifully-crafted and made of beechwood, they’ll help rock your next bowl of mixed greens, or anything that needs a little mixing. Rock on, salad eater. Two guitar-shaped spoons. Made of beechwood. [$14.99]
Just because you’re timing an egg, doesn’t mean that you can’t rock the house in the meantime. The Turntable Kitchen Timer will take you back to when vinyl ruled — albeit for no more than 55 minutes. [$13.99]
It’s pretty hard to look tough while baking. But perhaps it’s because you’ve never had a Tattoo Oven Mitt. It’s the perfect way to protect your hand and look badass while doing it. Unless you’re pulling a quiche out of the oven. No oven mitt can help you there. Outer front is 100% Nylon. Outer back is 100% Neoprene. All badass. [$14.99]
Although most of your guests have probably never used vinyl, they could start by protecting your furniture with Record Coasters. Created to look like vintage 45 RPM records, every drink at your next party will be a hit. CDs never did that… remember those? Box of 4 coasters. Made of thick durable silicone. Dishwasher safe. [$11.99]
Hello, Cleveland!! Are you ready to peel some vegetables?!! Now you can rock out with your cuke out, with the Rockin’ Veggie Peeler. Made from ABS plastic with stainless steel blade, dishwasher safe. [$7.99]
From the tone-deaf numbskulls who brought us Rebecca Black’s Friday, is Chinese Food — a ‘music’ video starring Alison Gold.
In case you were wondering… It’s just like Friday in its ridiculousness and reckless abuse of auto-tune. However, Chinese Food takes it a step further with some thinly-veiled racial stereotyping, a pedobear, and a grown man at an adolescent girls’ slumber party. And, not to split hairs, but aren’t geishas Japanese?
Please watch this…
We’ve seen Musical Wine Glasses, capable of playing certain musical notes when filled. But those glasses covered a 12-note octave. And, when we’re drinking, who needs to be bothered with minor scales — amirite?
Major Scale Musical Wine Glasses simplify the wine glass jam session, making it much easier to play Vivaldi’s ‘Four Seasons,’ or any other music your wine buddies are into.
[link, Thanks Rocky]
Do you like music and need some chopping done? Ireland rock band Bell X1 has released their newest album, Chop Chop, packaged in a wooden cutting board.
The oak cutting board houses the band’s collectible limited edition CD. Unfortunately they’ve already sold out.
[link, via Trendhunter]