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We all know that smell… The scent of not wanting to cook during the week, i.e., Chinese takeout.
Now, you can have the smell of convenience all of the time with the Takeout Candle. The candle is made from soy wax, with scents of soy sauce, lemongrass and ginger.
Your fortune says that you need one… and, that early bird gets the sleeping dog’s fleas, or something.
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From the tone-deaf numbskulls who brought us Rebecca Black’s Friday, is Chinese Food — a ‘music’ video starring Alison Gold.
In case you were wondering… It’s just like Friday in its ridiculousness and reckless abuse of auto-tune. However, Chinese Food takes it a step further with some thinly-veiled racial stereotyping, a pedobear, and a grown man at an adolescent girls’ slumber party. And, not to split hairs, but aren’t geishas Japanese?
Please watch this…
Do you have photos of Chinese food that are a bit too appealing? Would you like to give them the authentic look of a Chinese restaurant menu? Then be sure to include Photoshop’s New Chinese Food Tool in your next Creative Suite.
Actually part of a parody video by CollegeHumor, the fake PS plug-in would help add very realistic effects to your Chinese food photos. Use the option for making the photo appear sun-faded and creased, the ‘aging’ filter on your white rice, or add way too many textures to your Kung Pao.
[link, via Laughing Squid]